India, obviously. I’ll let myself out.

Get a player with the same profile as Doku or Mahrez or Jesus who can rotate across the front line. We need firepower. All other signings should be for the summer.

Among those who played a critical mass of games, Szczesny in terms of talent and run in the squad. But we sold him before he hit peak. Fabianski found himself after he left, Cech arrived after his peak and Leno was possibly second after Szcz. Others didn’t play enough.

Eddie would be an African legend if he tried his hand for Ghana. Unfortunately, a brief outing with England will probably raise his brand value a lot more.

Lord have mercy on our souls