i kinda want to get a jack wilshere tattoo now just so i have an interesting first impression to have if i ever meet him, given & despite the extremely permutational unlikelihood

He is a ridiculously vanilla person as far as I can profile him from news articles.

Like even when he wanted to leave Barcelona actively, it was a completely undersandable intent behind it.

Just today on my news feed, there’s a quote he gave yesterday in response to some shithousing taunts from the Uruguayan players - the dude simply doesn’t have a…let’s say “jester’s/flaunter’s bone” in his body and can’t shut the fuck up about being owned, and takes it so personal that he reverts to some respect your elders platitude. THAT’s his humanity lmao. He is actually becoming an old man mentally and he’s not even 40.

Fuck no…I was tap dancing when Spurs lost the CL final

let me give you some life advice

if you’re interested in having a positive relationship with your pops and you genuinely dont have a good reason to piss on his feet, i’d shut the fuck up around him from time to time

technically they’re also investing this profit back into the club by using it for their lawyers’ retainers

😒

Physics robbed us of a Goal of the Season against Chelsea, December 2020

Raya’s good for this season, eh I give him the benefit of the doubt for next season. We can’t be a carousel, nobody good (with alternatives) would want to come here if arteta is making it captain obvious that he’ll sign whoever whenever. we’ve had four first-choice keepers in around three years now, one of them being a now-world cup & golden glove winner and another backup for neuer. it’s just not a good look.

Partey & Fabregas

fuck a third center midfielder, we’re winging it!