In related news, I’ve decided to start referring to toilet paper as crap napkins.

No point; resistance is futile.

I’ll just see myself out.

He’s well aware that he’s broken the fourth wall in his theatre of the mind.

And let’s not forget about playing long-covid roulette every time you get infected!

More like Faux News

I do know that if our servers lose power in the CMOS battery is dead and then they will internally destroy themselves and never function again. This is to prevent piracy I assume.

Holy shit, DRM needs to fuck off and die.

The fuck are they filling the gaps with, their imagination?

The word they’re looking for is “shitnami”.

I prefer to minimize my chances of getting long covid, so getting vaccinated is the obvious choice.

What invitation? I had to proactively remember to get my vaccine.

Motherfuckers moving digits around hoping nobody will notice.

440 -> 400? Nah, too obvious.

440 -> 404? Greasy, let’s do that!

CHEESE IS NICE!

Google does have a bad habit of pruning things…

Better yet, let’s call it “arrchiving”!

He’s done a good job of decorating the tree with a bunch of mutilated reindeer.

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There’s no cleaning that shit up.

Riding piggyback.

The only good iPhone is a dead iPhone.

Laughs in Firefox

But… He doesn’t even have hands!