The couch has more personality than JD Vance himself.

I guess you could say that he’d be f***ing upward.

Need to add a unicorn horn so you have a place to hang the tp.

I liked McCain as well, until he picked Palin. On that day I changed my party affiliation from R to I because I knew there was no room under the big tent for a person like me.

You might try grinding salt or dry white rice in it. The abrasive should help.