Hey, it’s a miracle that I can even speak

This is slander

This destination already contains a file named “Data.exe”.

Would you like to replace it?

This was very confusing the first time Data explained it to me.

It’s… a caaaake

Sorry for the fake out

Thanks

This is to leave room for jesus

no

What a tool

Damn, I just know the meme. This is why we can’t have nice things.

And also all the other reasons

Is he an ass? The name sounds sort of familiar, but I don’t know who this dude is.

And looked at. Why are you looking at him?

You know Worf is such a softie at heart

Imagine explaining this joke to the writers and actors filming this scene.

No, but the ship’s universal translator converts my meows into text so that I can post on Lemmy.

It was wildly difficult to set up, but the captain signed off on it after Geordi mumbled something about “federation” to him.

Looks right to me

This is the best place to be!

Could we see startrek.website?