One of your neighbors is hung like a field mouse. Which it is is left as an exercise for the reader.

Peaches, Nugget, and Miso

Bothsider nonsense.

I won an online digital photography contest that day.

Giggling in hatchback at this.

They can have my pornography when they pry it from my cold, dead hands!

Let her cook! I approve of that idea.

Sounds like the difference between supportive adult and an abusive one.

Epstein visa…

I hope she spends her golden years mucking out hourly motel rooms by the Ljubljana airport.

The prompt was ‘Imam’

Get in the spirit of the game, people!