Slash hopefully having their name in national headlines associated with a terror attack on the US capital thins future job prospects

Dude I’m a fuckin cobbler and I don’t get to say aglet enough lol

frequently

FTFY

There’s no real market for what the middle class of 1980 would consider fancy anymore. Either you make just enough to splurge on the 2-ply paper or you make so much that anything less than 1000$ is chump change in the eyes of the market

For science

Surprisingly busy this time actually, last year I could count the number on one hand this year we hardly could sit down before the door went off again for a couple hours

Says the guy who’s wife has definitely had an affair already

“But I never thought they’d eat MY face”

Most men that age went to war

Verizon at least has a block by area code setting and that’s saved me a lot of headache

Was so happy they brought those back for BoBF

Itty bitty baby hands

It would be if they didn’t then shit in the corner and blame you for making them smell their shit

It common practice to curate your resume to the job you’re applying for, you can smell the bullshit drifting off this one

Oh yikes that’s so much worse than I thought, she recoiled like a full diaper got shoved in her face

Yeah, in prison

Warhammer has its own community but theyre of course welcome here

Crunch…

You’re a good person ass-worm

Add it on the pile hoss, there’s a lot of shit to shovel