It’s a fun and easy link to make but I don’t see us breaking our transfer record on a teenager from the Danish league. Plus we just don’t need attackers.

Buy a fucking fullback bloom or I will cause a ruckus

Ajax get points for having more possession than us but have them immediately deducted for letting us keep a clean sheet thus far

STARBOY

Honest question for United fans. When was the last actually convincing performance? Because I’m struggling to think of one this season

its actually impressive how TNT sports has managed to assemble the most unbearable team of commentators possible. Once in a blue moon you may get Mccoist but other than that they’re all awful.

United fans acting like they’ve never benefited from dodgy VAR calls lmao

LARGE ANGELOS

Maybe for you nerd

Sometimes football is so dire it loops around and becomes properly entertaining

United fans wanting Mctominay gone all summer whilst gassing up Onana as a transformative progressive signing is the funniest shit.

We are so fucking back

I don’t know what I was expecting vs Man City at the Eithad tbh

Oh my god Mitoma doesn’t look completely gassed, tears in my eyes

my stream is slightly behind so can you lot only post reactions with a 2 minute delay so I don’t get spoiled, thanks 👍👍👍

Why do you weirdos actually watch ads?

Udogie is the realio dealio mama mia pizza pepperoni

THATS MY BOYYYY