I’ve been on a million medications for a million things, I get some fairly bad side effects sometimes but it’s almost always physical, and I’ve never had side effects from a painkiller before this, and I don’t know how unusual this is, but on tramadol I had the wildest mood swings of my life. I was on holiday when taking it, and I don’t know if I took too much or another medication fucked with it, but one minute I was doing what my mate called a “frog dance” in the pool in complete bliss laughing my head off, then I was angrier than I’ve ever been, then I was incredibly depressed in a very short space of time where literally nothing happened to cause any of it. I’d never experienced anything like it, it was horrible and I never want to take it again.

Worth noting our top scorer is Doucoure who has essentially been playing alongside Calvert Lewin, and this doesn’t count Harrison who is a very advanced forward winger, and Danjuma who has played up front and as an advanced winger.

How am I shitting myself this much, this early in the season when we’re defending leads? I can’t believe the lack of subs when we were clearly knackered and inviting so much pressure on ourselves, but we scored a class goal and Branthwaite is a big giant robot of a defender so I won’t complain. West Ham were absolutely poo

He’s started 5 games in a row, and made 2 sub appearances in the 2 games before that

Not far behind Newcastle to be fair, and won a proper trophy much more recently

4 of the top 8 in the north west, including 1st, 2nd, and two in joint 4th for league titles cos we’re sick up here

I’m counting 1 extra trophy for most of these on wikipedia. Not sure if I’ve missed a thing that a lot of teams have won only 1 of that doesn’t count as a major trophy. I was assuming you were removing super cups from this chart