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31·18 days agoI would totally hunt down a werewolf and subdue them with belly rubs, butt scritches, and…shit, does this make me a furry? Is this how it starts?
1·21 days agoHe wouldn’t say he redefined it, more like he has tainted the word schlonged .
That or “Simple Man!”. My bassist friend hates when I yell it out.
I know where this is from, but the images of googling "Trump schlonged " would cause most people to claw their own eyes out.
You have to sing it like the subway commercial.
“Bro, you need to get your kid to watch Peppa pig or something because I can’t understand her half the time.”
“I think it’s time to retire those yoga pants.”
Who runs border town?
2·4 months agoThis would be such an awesome kit car to build.
No, the worst is asking someone who doesn’t understand you need help.
So, was he high when he cut his hair like a hat? It seems like an idea when you are high.
3·4 months agoJust build the damn robot, shinji!
Yeah! Let’s go fuck that cheese!
He giving him the ol’ dick twist.
Mr. F!