Which one is Mary, and which Jesus?

It’s coming. I called it right after he called sub/pedo guy thing, I’m telling you it’s coming

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A little brown banana doesn’t sound so bad

So does that mean they no longer have nuclear capabilities?

Does she chew with her mouth open?

Rip

Like, young nuns?

Very on script for an addict

Any chance we can just switch to poles?

ETA: in spirit of full disclosure I am a paid ambassador for big pole

Ok… that sounds pretty good 🤣

I’ll give it a listen

I guess I’m officially old because I don’t know who tf this person is or why I should care about her opinion but I keep seeing her name everywhere🤣

The bar was so low all he had to do was order donuts without acting like a serial killer

I sure hope so

Somebody’s family is having a rough week

Hay is for hoses, straw is for turtles

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Yeah, good luck dude

Both candidates are shit, one is way worse

Do what you want, obviously, it’s just stupid in my opinion to enable the worst possible choice directly or indirectly. Unless you don’t live here, then I guess it matters less, maybe not at all… except if you’re Greenland and trump tries to buy you again, then you’re screwed 🤷‍♂️