And lobsters are scorpion mermaids.

This comic is how 10-year old me first learned the word “bimbo”,

But first, we need to talk about parallel universes.

Descartes said it best. The only thing I can know for sure is that I do, in fact, exist.

I graduated in 2010 and my high school had a 3d printer. They weren’t common in the 2000’s but they were around.

Can confirm, was an edgy atheist when I was 14 then real life managed to chill me the fuck out.

I’ll always remember the kid who broke both his arms and his helpful mom.

He shouldn’t be embarrassed even if he wasn’t autistic. You don’t need autism as a “free pass” to enjoy any hobby in your life no matter what it is.

Friend: Brings up really cool idea for something to do

Me: Awesome! When do you wanna do it?

Friend: blank stare uhhh, I’ll have to figure it out, this week isn’t good

EVERY TIME

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This is why as much as much as I don’t wanna die, I hope we never unlock the secret to immortality. At least for now billionaires and fascists all die eventually.

Level 18?

Is there a specific name for that type of clinic? You got me curious now.

Don’t forget about my boy Dante Basco. Dude nailed playing the insecure antagonist who later becomes friends with the main character years before Zuko.

Stick your hand in a crack, and you don’t get it back, That’s a Moray!

I feel like I’m constantly seeing 20 year old memes on lemmy. Makes me happy to know my fellow internet dinosaurs are here.

Oh fuck I can’t unsee it

it’s human nature for people to adopt it as an identity, which introduces a lot of noise to the conversation, and we lose some of our objectivity toward it, as now there’s an emotional attachment to the label itself.

I’ve noticed this in LGBQT culture as well. I’m a gay older Millenial and I’ve noticed that zoomers make their sexuality a much bigger part of their identities than qeer folks my age and older do as it becomes more accepted. For me, I don’t want to be “special”. I want absolute equality- I wish being with my boyfriend was seen as normal and ordinary.

oof ouch my bones