Those silly sausages!

And when you consider that approx 47% of the population is (was) under 18, they really showed those ~5k kids!!

So Linux has been dominating the server space since before it existed? Cool!

TL;DR wooooooosh

Mind. Blown.

If only every country would follow suit so money doesn’t get hidden in so-called “tax havens”.

Maybe you should tell that to the comedian who wrote the joke 30 years ago

Maybe they’re going by body mass? 1 Hamas = the weight of 10 babies, so that’s what makes it right! Logic!

One of them got mad because I cursed, we really have been overrun by highschoolers.

If you can get access to 4oD, say with a VPN, there are episodes of Grand Designs where people refurbish castles.

Maybe the kids will all fuck off soon? Maybe?

YouTube ad revenue is a pittance. If you want to actually support creators, send them money directly.

And yet you just keep going!

Stay in your English classes, kiddo.

Thanks for your insight, @SHITPOSTING_ACCOUNT

elemental particles in our body (electrons, quarks, …)

I don’t think you know what either elements or particles are…

That was an incredibly long “no”.

Talk to the hand!

(Ok I’ll stop now I promise)

Yeah, it’s a very old joke so doesn’t really make sense.

Much like women’s rights.

I’ve always been a bit wary of apps which haven’t been released to the app store (maybe I’m overly paranoid!), so I’m just gonna stick with my crappy spreadsheet for now instead, until it gets updated. Appreciate the suggestion though :)

So far, once security arrive and see that the person refusing to leave the plane is physically unable to leave the plane, the bat starts to get swung towards the airline. I’ve been lucky I guess in that the human factor always kicks in to my favour.

Once I had law enforcement called (I can’t remember where I was exactly - as frequent fliers can empathise with - but it was somewhere in east Asia, maybe China) to remove me and I was freaking out about being stuck into a prison, and when the officers arrived they took one look at me and started SCREAMING at the flight crew. If I hadn’t been stressed to the hilt and freaking about about the deadline I was missing I probably would have found it hilarious.

(Also sorry if I sounded facetious before, where I’m from being legless is slang for being drunk so I was making a joke that I now realise no one else will have got)