Dude, my arms kept falling asleep at night. I randomly mentioned this to my physical therapist (I was there after a knee surgery) and he put me on a massage bed and pulled my head. Not like some quack chiropractor, but just slowly pulling my head, stretching my neck. Fuckin problem went away and never returned. Closest thing to real magic I have experienced.

Did you sleep in a chair, or sitting in bed?

Fuck, it’s a good strategy

Oh shit, you’re right! We found Leslie Knope!!

(cigarette)

By being blasted out of his mind on ketamine

Woah, thank you for this tip! I haven’t heard about this project.

No, I meant the literal phrase “gorilla warfare” in the copypasta gets me every time. You just made an honest wrong assumption, it’s no big deal :)

I’ve read this sooo many times, but for some reason “gorilla warfare” just fucking gets me every time, lmao

Ooooh, tell me more about this mythical wire

For some reason they are members of the European broadcasting union

Do they also masturbate on the clock?

Dude, I HOPE he was talking about sucking dick, because I LOVE that!

Do you still wake up from nightmares of the horrific actions you have performed? Like nazi guards just following orders

I love masturbating. I think everyone should do it once a day.

Nazi gold??

Yes!! UT04 was phenomenal

You never went to another doctor?

When a pit latches on, the only thing you can do is choke it out. Strangle it until it sleeps. Nothing else will make it let go. It doesn’t feel pain, doesn’t notice knife stabs or bat beatings or anything at all. Just hope it has a collar you can pull with all your might.