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Every accusation is a confession.

As in…he’s the “victim” of human trafficking.

…and immediately renames it “Trump Station”, and puts a giant Trump sign out front.

Twitter, of course. Elon’s already made it quite comfortable for them over there.

It’s almost like “fighting government waste”, was just some bullshit excuse to get away with cheating customers. Who could have seen this coming?

Criticizing the president is protected speech. Retaliation by the government in response to that criticism is illegal.

What they said, was that a president can’t be prosecuted for “official acts” as president. Not that everything they do is legal.

“Let’s start today’s meeting by going around the table, so everyone can say something nice about me. We’ll start with Little Marco. Go ahead, Little Marco…tell everyone what your wife said about me last night.”

It’s not a “loophole”. It’s just straight up illegal.

Well, that’s a weird coincidence.

Conservatives need to go outside more often.

Let me guess…everyone already bought their tickets?

It doesn’t look that way.

“El-mo”? More like “El-NO”! Amiright, guys?

They’ve all lost billions since he took office.

How can you arrest a non-immigrant under an anti-immigration law?

He’s what happens when you give a moron power.

JFC.

You could even say, that was the plan all along.

It’s like they’re actively trying to do as much damage as possible, to literally everything.