Pfff. Amateurs. I did much worse for a spider!!!

Doesn’t understand or doesn’t care???

Because this needs to be done 1000% right, there is no margin for error, everything has to be done in an iron clad manner that cannot be dismantled by half-assing it. Indicting a former president is a first in the history of this country, and this former president is nothing short of a cult leader with millions of unshakable followers, many of whom are armed to the teeth and ready to burn this country to the ground for him. So this has to be done very friggin carefully.

I used to work as a fraud analyst in a call center for a financial institution, salary was great and the benefits were quite generous. Management were dillholes and clients made me lose faith in humanity quite quickly and I wanted to cry every day before work so much I was burnt out from it. Now I work as nightwatchman for a vacation resort, make less money and not much in terms of benefits but I’m easy as Sunday morning and my partner enjoys being around me again. Plus, when you consider how much income tax more I was paying before, I’m not making THAT much less when all is said an done. I was always frugal in my lifestyle anyway, I don’t drink or smoke, I don’t play video games, I don’t really go out, I learned to repair my own clothes rather than buy new ones and I don’t like brand names, and I pay a mortgage rather than rent so I have money left after the 1st of the month. So I don’t have an exciting and extravagant life, but I’m quite content.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk!