No shit, Sherlock
I’m good until I run out, I guess.
I dont like this game
Oh dear.
A little slimy and unconventional but I’m up for the challenge
Oh hey you could monetize this too
I wonder what Only Fans’ animal policy is
Gross.
Yours would be much better
You’d be chowing on those disgusting sweet things Montrealers call bagels.
I’m just confused
Finally, my time to shine.
I’d say pretty fucked, one way or another.
Neonazi skinheads have plenty of idiots to grift nowadays. Plus there’s always meth. You’ll be fine.
That is totally not the direction I was going…
I planned for this exact scenario
Pretty sure my time would be up.
I have no idea why situation would cause smoking weed and having sex with sharks to be a matter of life and death but I’m incredibly curious to find out
The cure is worse than the disease.
I’m more worried about innocent bystanders tbh…
I have food and transport, I think I’ll be ok.
I guess eternal life through some profane kind of undead cyborg magic… Bad maybe?
Truly the best unlife.
