Nobody expects the Rules of Acquisition! Our chief weapon is bribe… negotiation and bribe… bribe and negotiation… Our two weapons are bribe and negotiation… and ruthless profiteering… Our three weapons are bribe, and negotiation, and ruthless profiteering… and an almost fanatical devotion to the Grand Nagus… Our four… no… Amongst our weapons… Amongst our weaponry… are such elements as bribe, surprise… I’ll come in again.”

Everybody stop, this is the best meme ever.

This is an especially good one. Nice! 👍

Lest we forget the unwritten rule of acquisition: When no appropriate rule applies, make one up.

Thats Rule 1478 in the RoA

Truly a thing of beauty.