Yeah, I’d say if you have anywhere local that would sell it, buy there with cash if you can, otherwise if you’re having to buy online try to make your order as least suspicious as you can…
NOT locally… As soon as cops get a match on what type of urine was used and know there’s a hunting vendor in town that sells it, they’re absolutely going to ask to see cameras if they’re seriously investigating for vandalism charges. Drive far away to get it. Far. Away. Then keep in your house, they can’t search your garage without a warrant.
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wouldnt this add the risk that one’s online purchase history could potentially be discovered and used against you as evidence?
Correct. The safest option is extracting it yourself directly from the fox. This also protects against man in the middle attacks.
From what I’ve seen in furry porn, foxes are the sexiest animals too.
“it’s also hot.”
/Paris Hilton twirling hair, snapping bubble gum.
Don’t listen to this! It doesn’t work.
I found a fox, then extracted urine from the man between me and the fox. He still attacked me.
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I mean if foxes are unusually smelly, someone might guess based on the stench being beyond human ability?
It’s used to deter pests so just spray some around your property and report the rest stolen.
Yeah, I’d say if you have anywhere local that would sell it, buy there with cash if you can, otherwise if you’re having to buy online try to make your order as least suspicious as you can…
NOT locally… As soon as cops get a match on what type of urine was used and know there’s a hunting vendor in town that sells it, they’re absolutely going to ask to see cameras if they’re seriously investigating for vandalism charges. Drive far away to get it. Far. Away. Then keep in your house, they can’t search your garage without a warrant.
This is not legal advice. Do not attempt this in any way shape or form. The author of this hypothetical, fictional scenario is in no way responsible for actions taken based on this message.
Use Tor or something like that?
I’m sure people more knowledgeable than me know how to cover their tracks so that piss-soaked pigs won’t catch them that way 🤷