Donate your body to a group of necrophiliacs and the answer is yes.
Can’t believe I have to die to get laid
I don’t know how to feel about this technically correct answer.
Will you be using it?
I’ve heard in hindu mythology, virtuous men can spend time in heaven with apsaras (beautiful heavenly women). not sure if that means sex. also no idea what is there for gay men or straight women. probably they go to hell.
You die and your last thought was…is there penis enlargement in heaven? Suddenly you wake up going at hundreds of miles an hour into a big cloud. Just you hanging on tightly to a rope that is pulling you into the cloud. And you hear…yes!..yes indeed! Indeed there is! But you don’t want it. The voice getting louder and louder as you get closer and closer. You start noticing the earth getting smaller. You can see your house from here, you think…I know right? It replies. The rope! You can see its details, there are no threads on it! Just the feel of rubber. Look closer, there are interesting patterns on it…unique to… Wait are those veins? …yes!..and why is the cloud hairy? Is there penis enlargement in heaven? …yes!, now get off mine! The voice insists now as strong as if you were in a concert theater. It’s not rope! You’ve been riding Peter’s penis! …yes, well I was sleeping and its morning! Peter explains. Sorry bud! Looks like it got you!..he flings you off with a finger and you fall into a busy heaven street. Everyone looking at you happy and naked. We were expecting you any day says Jeff your buddy from highschool… Yup, he’s a grower, not a shower!
As it turns out everyone used to live infinite lives until peter got his penis extension. Now every morning here, as he gets his wood, someone gets smashed by it. When he wakes up and the thing goes back to normal they get up here same way you did bud!..well sometimes it’s not just one. Sometimes its a bunch at a time. Anyway, its two blocks that way, then to your left. Can’t miss it! … Wha?..the penis enlargement place…oh…
"Lot’s of things happen after you die - they just don’t involve you.”
hopefully
Still trying to figure out sex before death.
Depends on how freaky your coroner is.
Some times you just have to crack open a cold one
No, you and those 72 virgins just have to hang out and take turns playing Mario Kart
Which god i have to praise daily to be able to hangout and just gaming with 72 other people? That sounds like a goal.
With a monthly donation, I can help you achieve your spirtial goals.
Sounds good, which onlyfans page does your god run?
You need to die holding the good controller otherwise you’re forced to spend eternity playing with the mad catz.
Also, theyre all the kind of virgin whos way better at video games than you.
Double Dash? I can’t wait to train my army of Mario Kart virgins. We will roll into the den of sinners and strike them down with well timed green shells. Mini boosting all the way.
Not sure if there will be for me, but I know for a fact that there has been some for others.
Depends on, most christian scolars say sex is a “material thing” that you won’t need in heaven.
Is there horniness in Heaven? Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe you’re more at peace and that includes not having some basic bodily needs/itches. Are there videogames in Heaven?! 😭
Do you believe in sex after life after love? 🎶
Of course it is. It even has a special name: necrophilia!
Be the change you want to see in the world.
The real question is was that sign placed on the fence of a graveyard.
The real question is how your question should be interpreted
According to an episode of the original CSI, apparently a dead guy can still bust a nut if someone jams an electrode up his ass and electrocutes him. Does that count?
I have no idea if that’s actually true, but seems plausible. I sure ain’t trying to find out though.
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Not if you are reincarnated as a jellyfish
