My two most notable encounters with yellow jackets (here we call them European wasps or Vespula Germanica) went pretty much like this:
oh shit, there’s a wasp buzzing around on my path. Act cool, don’t show your fear, just move on and nothing will happen
Wasp: stings
You bitch, just go extinct already
I had one fly in my mouth once
That’s one of the worst nightmares I could come up with, if given the task…
How did it end?
I opened wide, held my breath and let her find her way out
Yeah that sounds like the wasps we have here in Germany. Bastards, all of them, zero redeeming qualities whatsoever.
Wasps are also pollinators and are just as vital to the ecosystems they live in as bees and other native insects.
Plus, I believe the vast majority of wasps are solitary and non-swarming (someone can probably fact check me on this), and thus not as aggressive as the species people typically think about which are just trying to protect their nest. I have plenty of wasps around my yard and I’ve never been stung by a single one.
I believe the vast majority of wasps are solitary and non-swarming (someone can probably fact check me on this), and thus not as aggressive as the species people typically think about
Varies a LOT depending on geographical location. As far as I’ve gathered, almost all of the wasps in the American Pacific Northwest are the totally chill kind, whereas here in Denmark, 99.999% are the flying terrorists known as yellowjackets.
I always assumed that Sky was comprised of Rupert Murdoch and an angry hord of hornets
Drawing is accurate, if bound to feature in my nightmares. (Anti)social wasps are flying terrorists and we’re better off without them. Solitary wasps are cool, though, they can stay.
I wouldn’t even know if I’m allergic to wasp or bee stings.
Wasps don’t attack me. Occasionally they do fly around me. Sometimes one steals a tiny piece of my cake or so. But after a short time they all leave, doing their wasp business elsewhere.
But never do they sting me. Maybe they are not provoked by me. Or maybe I’m a wasp whisperer. :)
Nah wasps are chill.
> Do any wasps make honey?
> No. Adult wasps drink nectar from flowers but don’t turn it into honey. They feed their young by laying eggs inside prey.
Fuck wasps. Kill it with fire.
No. Nonono. Kill them. All of them. I won’t have it. And don’t try to convince me with your pollinator shit. I won’t have it. This is personal. Every one if those erratic stinging motherfuckers shall die.
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