Urethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months agoOreos set to replace communion wafers.startrek.websiteimagemessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1208arrow-down110
arrow-up1198arrow-down1imageOreos set to replace communion wafers.startrek.websiteUrethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square17fedilink
minus-squareMrJameGumb@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·9 months agoThe body of Christ now has a sweet creamy center just like me!
minus-squaretacosanonymous@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·9 months agoYou’re ready to let Jesus inside you.
minus-squareUrethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·9 months ago“Jesus is coming!” I damn well hope so. He’s been edging for 2,000 years.
minus-squarejabathekek@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·9 months agoThe rapture is starting to smell very sticky.
minus-squareDa_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyilinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·9 months agoBut it’s gonna feel… Incredible.
The body of Christ now has a sweet creamy center just like me!
You’re ready to let Jesus inside you.
“Jesus is coming!”
I damn well hope so. He’s been edging for 2,000 years.
The rapture is starting to smell very sticky.
But it’s gonna feel… Incredible.