The most outrageous/crazy place you’ve had sex
in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
You’re wild
Married life be like that.
On my sofa. Alone. My cats watching me.
I thought I was prepared when I asked, but I was not ready for the base depravity I found.
nah not the cats 💀
Drunkly got down to it on a very empty train… But someone saw us cause the police were waiting for us at the station. Fortunately there was no cameras where we were, and no corroborating evidence, so we got away with it. But both of us had to go to the station and get questioned… Definte drunken stupidity, and now we’re a bit more circumspect.
I guess it wasn’t very empty
In an abandoned graveyard, in the empty grave of a baby, at least according to the tombstone.
So many questions.
How can you tell if a graveyard is abandoned?
If a grave is empty, is it a grave?
How did you know it was empty?
Inside of an automatic carwash with the longest wash we could buy running.
In a little parking between several building, against a car, at night In a building entrance after an after, at around noon, we saw peoples passing by :) I’ll keep the rest for another time :p
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Are you worried about a statute of limitations? Why the definition of time?
Wife and I climbed a tree at a music festival initially just for a better view. Had our fun while others were leaning against the tree below us
I’m an asexual, so if by that you mean classic, two-way bodily mingling, then nowhere besides my dreams, and I’m not even sure about that. I’m not averse to it, which is a miracle considering past experiences, but I don’t look forward to it either.
In Newport Beach, in the sand next to the ocean. Sex on the beach kind of sucks, sand gets places that aren’t so comfy and it’s really abrasive.
At a playground, right out in the open at night.
At a friends house in their living room while they were upstairs watching a movie.
In a hot tub a few times and it always sucks. Water does terrible things to the natural lubrication.
In a random church parking lot after going sledding up in the mountains.
In the back seat of my car in many, many places.
Then when I got a new car, I no longer had a backseat, so in random parking lots we would fuck on or against my car.
I’d fuck pretty much anywhere and everywhere, I’m an exhibitionist and enjoy the risk of people seeing us.
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On a tiny island in an artificial lake in the middle of a big city park.
In a rec room of a Christian holiday camp that had been hired out for a wedding
The stage at the highschool during a lock-in
God, so many.
In the telecom rooms at work, often, like multiple times a week. In the boardroom at work. In my cubicle at work after hours while waiting for a delivery.
In the back of my truck in every garage around the building where we worked. In my truck in a Walmart parking lot at lunch time. In my truck parked on a busy street in downtown Ottawa at lunchtime on a weekday.
In a stall in a busy boarding stable while people were coming and going.
In her pool in her backyard in the city in the middle of the day.
In the parking garage at a mall on Christmas eve.
In the public bathroom in an office building while people came and went.
So many more.
Just show us all up, why don’t you?
You are reminding me of parking lots, people walking by, knocking on steamed up windows.
Probably the worst, and most regular, was a couch in my parents’ living room. Spooning under a blanket can turn into clandestine sex real quick. All while watching cartoons.
That was all one woman, a coworker. I miss her a lot.
In the ocean by the beach. Wasn’t the best locale for it but I was young and horny
