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minus-squareDagrothus@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up55·edit-210 months agoIf you skinned and sold squirrels at a rate of 7.56 squirrels per second, you’d reach his wealth in just 100 years! All it takes is a little hard work! They’d also go extinct after 1 year. Maybe switch to rats.
minus-squareshiveyarbles@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·10 months agoYou could alternate between rats and squirrels to allow repopulation
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months agoRats don’t have bushy tails, so you’d lose most of the value.
minus-squaremctoasterson@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months agoEven if you don’t end up rich, eradicating squirrels is a pretty good consolation prize.
If you skinned and sold squirrels at a rate of 7.56 squirrels per second, you’d reach his wealth in just 100 years! All it takes is a little hard work!
They’d also go extinct after 1 year. Maybe switch to rats.
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You could alternate between rats and squirrels to allow repopulation
Rats don’t have bushy tails, so you’d lose most of the value.
Even if you don’t end up rich, eradicating squirrels is a pretty good consolation prize.