“I never had the privilege of going to his island, and I did turn it down, but a lot of people in Palm Beach were invited to his island,” Trump said.
“In one of my very good moments, I turned it down. I didn’t want to go to his island,” he added.
So he did go to the island…
Yeah, but then we have president JD. What we need is for Vance to snap, strangle Trump, get caught by Mike Johnson who he then uses his special anti-pope magic on to keep him quiet. Then in the power vacuum, America discovers we didn’t need a president this whole time, and we spend the next few years getting to know ourselves.
It’s the fantasy political thriller rom-com that could save the American movie industry.
If JD gets to be President, it’ll be two weeks before an intern finds him sobbing in a closet.