dbilitated@aussie.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year agoOh yay new featuresaussie.zoneimagemessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up164arrow-down11cross-posted to: printsf@literature.cafe
arrow-up163arrow-down1imageOh yay new featuresaussie.zonedbilitated@aussie.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year agomessage-square45fedilinkcross-posted to: printsf@literature.cafe
minus-squareLillyPip@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoThat’s how I’ll get ‘em. Kill me gently, daddy. UwU 🥺😩🙀😽😻💦 And then I’ll sneak out the back whilst they’re doing whatever’s the robot equivalent of vomiting. It’s foolproof.
They’ll kill you too, but ✨ 𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓵𝔂 ✨
Softly. With their words.
That’s how I’ll get ‘em. Kill me gently, daddy. UwU 🥺😩🙀😽😻💦
And then I’ll sneak out the back whilst they’re doing whatever’s the robot equivalent of vomiting. It’s foolproof.
Robots: