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The original was posted on /r/jokes by /u/YZXFILE on 2023-09-20 18:07:02+00:00.

The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard the pouf. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the cat that had been snoozing at the woman’s feet and said in a rather stern voice, “Bubbles!”. The woman thought, “This is great!” and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn’t even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked and the cat and yelled, “Dammit Bubbles!” Once again the woman smiled and thought “Yes!”. A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn’t even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing! Once again, the father looked at the cat with disgust and yelled, “Dammit Bubbles, get away from her before she shits on you!”