I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that people unionically like oreos or I wAs ToDaYs YeArS oLd

Oreos were designed to be shaken like a salad. Open the bag, take the tray out, put the oreos back into the bag, add salsa, shake, eat. Optionally let it sit for a few minutes for the flavor to absorb

I prefer salmon-salad dip myself

If you wanna pig put hard, pour some condensed milk in there

Why are there no beans?

TIL it’s not for hummus