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        Being Superman is probably the best. Functionally immortal, perfect disguise is just 1 pair of glasses away so you can still find love, hold the world hostage for unlimited money you can move through a swiss bank.

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          hold the world hostage for unlimited money you can move through a swiss bank.

          Easy there, Homelander

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          Immortal

          That’s fun for the first million years or so but then get a little boring. Then about about a billion years when the sun starts heating up and effectively scorches and sterilized earth, you better hope humanity has found a different place to live. By the time the universe dies of heatdeath, you will have gone insane from trillions of years of lonelyness

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            I’m sure if you are superman you can find another planet with intelligent life.

            Else, maybe you can terraform some other planet and help humanity move there, you are fu**ing Superman after all

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              By the time heat death occurs you’ll have lived for trillions over trillions over trillions of years (10^1500 earth years if I recall correctly), probably alone because everyone died except you. Them heat death occurs, meaning no more planets, no more stars, not even black holes will be left You’ll then spend eternity in a black void with nothing.

              Fun times!

        • CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world
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          Sure, you can find true love but but you can never have sex again. No human would be able to survive your orgasms

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            “The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom, and that’d kill him” - Brodie Bruce

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        Once you have a ton of money how do you separate true love from people who just want to be around you for your money? Look at the personal lives of billionaires. These are highly dysfunctional people.

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          I mean, I wasn’t thinking billionaire level of money. But even if I was, you don’t have to disclose you’re a billionaire when going on a date.

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          True love won’t solve life’s problems either, lol. Dysfunctional people will dysfunction. I say money, so that you can afford therapy.

        • Matt@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          I feel like professional match makers would be the best way. You get the personalized touch of a real person, and have an intermediary if things go bad.

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      You would think so but sometimes they can still be a pain in your ass, even if it’s true love.

      I’ll take the pile of money.

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        You’ll notice much more when there is no love in your life than when there is no money. Although it doesn’t seem to be that way, but standing at a loved ones grave really puts things into perspective.