That combo is too inefficient for me. I like coffee, but if I am prioritizing caffeine and still want something more sugary, an energy drink would be fine.

So, a bottle of water and a large Red bull would be sufficient and easier to transport, while also staying in-line with what I would carry around if I really wanted multiple experiences.

why am I seeing an ad for over-priced garbage? eww.

/me staring at three plastic containers disapprovingly

i also can only have certain drinks with certain foods, so this helps with that too. XD

Leave that bottle of evaporated piss water where it belongs and get the fuck out of starbucks, then we might be talking

The poor straw length pairing annoys me.