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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 months ago

Aging Nu-Metal Fan Blasts “Click Click Boom” by Saliva to Get Pumped Up for Big Prostate Exam

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Aging Nu-Metal Fan Blasts “Click Click Boom” by Saliva to Get Pumped Up for Big Prostate Exam

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 months ago

Aging Nu-Metal Fan Blasts "Click Click Boom" by Saliva to Get Pumped Up for Big Prostate Exam

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51-year-old nu-metal fan Ricky Clud recently expressed that Saliva's early 2000s classic “Click Click Boom'' was the secret to getting hyped up for his prostate exam, several crudely tattooed sources report.

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My doctor has long fingernails and it’s super uncomfortable when she starts wiggling all her fingers around.
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