I get what you’re trying to say but anthropomorphic literally means “having form like a man” so it kind of just reads like “every animal made to resemble a human is some kind of animal-human hybrid”
Oh wait I think the shower thought is that a human or ape had to fuck whatever it was to make it
If you don’t consider humans to be animals or apes I’d like you to consider Death.
Or the poop emoji. 💩
I think you mean for OP to consider the personification of death ie; The Grim Reaper. It sounds like you’re telling OP to go jump off a cliff if they’re a creationist, or to at least eat shit.
Edit: I should mention I laughed really hard either way
All humans are apes
Dude your mom’s an ape
My dad too.
Not really
Robo-ape
What about any of the furniture from beauty and the beast? What animal is candelabra?
Ape
Wouldn’t Rocket Racoon be considered anthropomorphic?
He’s not a Racoon. He’s a hybrid.
Half rocket, half raccoon.
Nina sends her greetings