• Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    1 year ago

    I salute the work you did. Service jobs should come with military-style awards. A Purple Heart for Bravery in the Face of a Drunk Karen, for example.

    • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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      1 year ago

      Three slaps per year, doled out as you see fit.

      People would get real fuckin’ polite in December and January. Start-of-year, everybody’s got a full magazine. End-of-year… use it or lose it.