The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 11 months agoWe're wasting precious company time each night.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square64fedilinkarrow-up1729arrow-down119
arrow-up1710arrow-down1imageWe're wasting precious company time each night.lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square64fedilink
minus-squareLinkOpensChest.wav@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up22·11 months agoA fight-or-flight triggering high-pitched noise plays every night starting at 21:00 The only way to make it imperceptible to you is to plug yourself into the work server
minus-squarePeepinGoodArgs@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·11 months agoAnd if you sleep quiet quit, you’ll be banned from the server for day.
minus-squareLinkOpensChest.wav@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up10·11 months agoAnd if you point out that it’s a bit fucked, many of your neighbors will tell you that your employer is actually doing a good thing because they make the noise stop, so stop complaining
minus-squaretpihkal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·11 months agoWait, I wanted the Brave New World timeline.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 months agoI would have settled for the Brave New World album. Or even just the single
A fight-or-flight triggering high-pitched noise plays every night starting at 21:00
The only way to make it imperceptible to you is to plug yourself into the work server
And if you sleep quiet quit, you’ll be banned from the server for day.
And if you point out that it’s a bit fucked, many of your neighbors will tell you that your employer is actually doing a good thing because they make the noise stop, so stop complaining
Wait, I wanted the Brave New World timeline.
I would have settled for the Brave New World album. Or even just the single
I hate this.