The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 1 year agoWe're wasting precious company time each night.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square64fedilinkarrow-up1729arrow-down119
arrow-up1710arrow-down1imageWe're wasting precious company time each night.lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square64fedilink
minus-squareLinkOpensChest.wav@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up22·1 year agoA fight-or-flight triggering high-pitched noise plays every night starting at 21:00 The only way to make it imperceptible to you is to plug yourself into the work server
minus-squarePeepinGoodArgs@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 year agoAnd if you sleep quiet quit, you’ll be banned from the server for day.
minus-squareLinkOpensChest.wav@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 year agoAnd if you point out that it’s a bit fucked, many of your neighbors will tell you that your employer is actually doing a good thing because they make the noise stop, so stop complaining
minus-squaretpihkal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 year agoWait, I wanted the Brave New World timeline.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoI would have settled for the Brave New World album. Or even just the single
A fight-or-flight triggering high-pitched noise plays every night starting at 21:00
The only way to make it imperceptible to you is to plug yourself into the work server
And if you sleep quiet quit, you’ll be banned from the server for day.
And if you point out that it’s a bit fucked, many of your neighbors will tell you that your employer is actually doing a good thing because they make the noise stop, so stop complaining
Wait, I wanted the Brave New World timeline.
I would have settled for the Brave New World album. Or even just the single
I hate this.