• CJOtheReal@ani.social
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      11 months ago

      No! It will burn only the finest trees from the Amazon Rainforest, the crew will only eat penguins and turtles, light will be made with Whale oil lamps and the water will be put in tiny bottles made from the cheapest Chinese plastic available (and to create market shortages they will grind up half of them and throw them in the ocean)