RockAndGnome@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months agokeep going lads!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square97fedilinkarrow-up1875arrow-down117
arrow-up1858arrow-down1imagekeep going lads!lemmy.worldRockAndGnome@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square97fedilink
minus-squareGBU_28@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down2·11 months agoThe snail is intelligent and understands transportation. Still take the deal?
minus-squareKhrux@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·11 months agoIt can just stay where it is for 7 years and then get you when you travel back, or at least to that part of the world.
minus-squareGBU_28@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 months agoHe jumps out of the rocket, is now floating in orbit. Still aware of your location. You now have a killer snail traveling at ~20000mph over your head.
minus-squarepinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoHow? It’s a snail. It can’t actually do anything because its body is not suited for doing anything. 🤔 Perhaps it knows this, and the only way it can die and be free of its flesh prison is by touching you. In which case, that’s sad.
The snail is intelligent and understands transportation.
Still take the deal?
Can it buy a plane ticket though?
It can just stay where it is for 7 years and then get you when you travel back, or at least to that part of the world.
It can crawl up into the plane
Launch that sumbitch into space.
He jumps out of the rocket, is now floating in orbit. Still aware of your location.
You now have a killer snail traveling at ~20000mph over your head.
How? It’s a snail. It can’t actually do anything because its body is not suited for doing anything.
🤔 Perhaps it knows this, and the only way it can die and be free of its flesh prison is by touching you. In which case, that’s sad.