Christmas time is coming. Share your stories of being a ho ho ho, or even your stories of eating a whole box of Ho Hos :-)

Edit: I reserve the right to reuse this joke for the rest of this month.

  • It's Maddie!@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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    11 months ago

    Oh I missed this week’s, I thought no one had posted one!

    My girlfriend is going to be leaving for two weeks over Christmas to go visit family, so I’m grabbing as much time with her as I can before then! Nothing too kinky to report, we’ve been content with more traditional sex which is still just great! She did tell me one night that I was a natural with my tongue which I took as a huge compliment, since she’s the first girl I’ve ever had the opportunity to learn with.

    I also bit the bullet and told her I love you for the first time! I was super nervous, worried I was jumping the gun or that she’d think I was just punch drunk on my first relationship with another girl, but fortunately I didn’t have anything to worry about and she said it back! I’d wanted to say it for a while but I’ve been struggling with those manic second guessing and doubting myself (not a new thing for me!), but we were laying there together in bed, just cuddling after sex, and the moment just felt right.

    Overall great week! I’m going to miss her like crazy until she comes back but we’ll be able to call and text and stuff so it won’t be too bad

  • Ahornygirl@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
    2·
    11 months ago

    I’ve been a busy elf, getting ready for the holidays! I’ve been a good girl and got all my shopping done though.

    My fwb has moved across the country now, but it was expected (hence the fwb) so I’m bummed but happy he’s moved and gotten a promotion 🙂

    Have a holiday lunch at work tomorrow, I’m annoyed I have to go into.the office but it will be nice to see my coworkers in person.

    I have a hair appointment this weekend, I desperately need a cut and colour!

    So that’s about it, not very exciting.

    • dazedandconfused@lemmynsfw.comOPEnglish
      2·
      11 months ago

      Do you think you’ll still send naughty messages and pics back and forth with your fwb?

      Congrats on the shopping! Did you do anything to treat yourself? 😏

      • Ahornygirl@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
        3·
        11 months ago

        I’m sure there will still be pics sent I’m sure! I always enjoy sending pics 😉 it’s less fun though when we know we won’t be seeing each other soon.

        I didn’t get myself anything 😔 I’m going to have to treat myself! I’m not sure what to get yet though 😜

  • Bist@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
    1·
    11 months ago

    I tried writing some adult interactive fiction. Figured that Squiffy would be a great engine for that. Will see how it goes.

    To anyone interested in adult interactive fiction see also the !adultif@lemmynsfw.com community!

  • dazedandconfused@lemmynsfw.comOPEnglish
    1·
    11 months ago

    Still away from the city, so it’s been difficult. However:

    • J and I continue the saucy and non-saucy texts and snaps. He started sending me photos of him with local dogs, and I’m melting.
    • Way too many holiday parties in the city. At one of them we did cookie decorating, and I made and ate the whole gingerbread man, then made another one to take home ;-)
    • I signed up for Hinge, and the quality of people I’m matching with (both men and women) is really good! Also a few guys I know from Grindr/Scruff have found me there :-D
    • Sunday morning I had a hotel room in the city, and finally met up with a local guy who just wants to give great head. It was 8/10 for skills, but probably the hottest BJ I ever had. Handsome, fit guy with great eye contact and a huge cock of his own. He was looking right in my eyes as he swallowed my load and jacked off and came with my cock still in his mouth. It was incredible.

    Might be much more to share next week. We’ll see ;-)