She needs to watch French movies where they always have a baguette sticking out of their grocery bag.
only one baguette? smh
It’s always a baguette and some celery
Those are leeks sir
shes leekin, baguette
Leafy carrot
So? Do you usually eat the baguette as a whole, deepthroating the thing or what?
How else do I prepare for my sword swallowing competition
I have…thoughts.
Does smoosh the shit out of about 20% of the loaf. Definitely a bummer.
They were probably going to make one of those really long sandwiches like on Scooby Doo
+1 point for bending it half
+10 points if she used her knee
+20 if she blew smoke in your face and told you to get out
Ah, nineties Spar. The pick-and-mix was right under her ashtray. I can still taste the strawberry laces with a hint of Pall Mall.
I’m sorry the title joke was stolen from beard_necessities_of_life on insta. Hbomberguy video has me scared of plagiarism
You’ve done it now. I can’t wait for the 7 hour exposé on your crimes
So? It’s not like you’re gonna get banned here, lol 😂.
Who knows? That hbomberguy is relentless.
He could be here already! He might be any one of us!
Ha. I don’t think I even read the title. I didn’t even see the pun until I read your comment. So I’m glad you cited your source.
Pretty sure the baguette still works.
Personally, I tend to eat half by the time I get to the car, so I would consider this good customer service.
I think I’m too european to understand this meme
The meme is also European, from Ireland. That said, I’m more interested which Spar is selling long enough baguettes that they don’t fit in a bag. My local shops don’t.
I know lidl sell the big baguettes like this
Thanks; I’ll try it. I usually get bread and sparkling water there (their produce and meat quality got so bad I switched to Aldi), but I haven’t been looking for baguettes yet.
Americans still feeling superior because their country has solved this problem by selling sliced bread.
Imagine buying a presliced baguette tho ahahah
meh, as if europe had no bread slicing machines in supermarkets
Congrats on getting half the joke.
The other half is that Europeans would not equate a loaf to a baguette.
First world problems. I wouldn’t give a shit because I am cutting that thing up anyway.
Yeah, I was thinking this is a bit ridiculous. That sucker looks to be an easy 2 or so feet long. Unless you’re making something that’s extremely long it’s getting cut up anyway.
Squashing bread is a true crime.
unbroken baguettes are a privilege of those who use reusable bags and bag their own groceries
Step 1) Establish dominance with the customer
My first thought when I saw this post was, “That’s not a baguette, that’s french bread.” I never connected that the gigantic long bread at the store with the stale dry crust that they label as “french bread” is supposed to be a baguette, which is French. Like they are too ashamed to actually call it a baguette because it kind of sucks but that’s definitely what it’s supposed to be.
Is french bread a regional thing in the US?
They call it stick bread (stokbrood) where I’m from, and I’ve seen it called french sticks in the UK. I guess we all just can’t accept the french having a reasonable name for something.
‘Baguette’ is literrally the French word for stick.
In the US, baguette refers to the shape, so you can get a “sourdough baguette” which is not French style bread, or “sourdough french bread” which can be either sourdough in baguette shape or a round loaf of French style sourdough or American style sourdough made with French sourdough culture and you can get “French sandwich rolls” and “Sliced French bread” which are both made with the same ingredients that French baguettes are- flour, water, yeast and salt.
Where I come from they’d tie her limbs to 3 horses and have the horses run away from each other.
Which horse gets two limbs?
That is such an ableist comment omg
Look, recognizing that the vast, vast majority of people have 4 limbs is not ableist, and I’m sorry that you’re so interested in being offended on somebody else’s behalf that you think it is.
I’m not totally certain, but I think it was a joke.
That is so ableist against people with no sense of humor omg
Gary
maybe one arm or leg gets to remain intact.
Does it matter if that bitch is getting cut up anyway? Unless you’re about to Scooby Do that shit
As a french baguette amateur I can confirm this is how you pack a traditional industrial baguette.
Industrial baguette would break you, not the other way around
Industrial baguettes are made out of steel in a lathe
This lady sounds mad. I’d be impressed at how real that cashier is keeping it.
I mean, how else are you gonna make the sandwich anyway?
Wait…you mean you’re telling me you don’t deepthroat your entire baguette in one bite???
So there are people out there that don’t unhinge their jaw to eat an entire sub, olive-on-a-toothpick included?
