• 𝐘Ⓞz҉@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Lol this is gold. Fucking HR people are the new Real estate agents. All the bullshit they put in a fucking job advertisement. Friendly and fun environment, Learning and development with opportunity to grow lol.

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      11 months ago

      “Friendly and fun” = we force you to celebrate everyone’s birthdays, engagements, baby haverings, etc and so forth with cake and mandatory card signage and possibly gift/money givery.

      “Learning and development” = you’ll be forced to participate in mind numbingly stupid seminars, self directed online courses, and/or online presentations.

      “With opportunity to grow” = grow mold as you fester in the wretched job.