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    11 months ago

    Well the options are

    Leathery Space Nazi (She do be easy tho)

    Burn Your Dick Off (But she is cool tho)

    Asshole Vamp (I can fix him. Oh, no, I can’t, he’s a fuckin vampire)

    White Knight Warlock (Maybe next time we’ll prance)

    Wizard With Ex Issues (Best hat collection)

    Hot Elf. (You CAN fix her)

    DILF Druid (He’s a tease)

    Drow MILF (Bad Boys and Girls Only)