You are still you, you can speak human language that you already know, and you know how to speak duck.
You have to learn how to be a duck. This means you gotta learn how to fly, hunt food, etc.
I would learn to fly and then fly to one of those parks where secret service agents meet. Become a spy and sell the intelligence I gather.
Got any grapes?
I’d duck. Then I would probably duck some more.
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For those who are unfamiliar, let me introduce you to Howard the Duck (really the first movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe).Does Howard have a duck dick or a human dick
Is that Duckdo? Or are they both ducks…
Lea Thompson is not a duck.
Yeah, okay but neither is that duck.
I don’t know what a Duckdo is. That’s Howard the duck.
I can’t explain it if you can’t see it.
So no go?
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I’d walk to a lemonade stand to see if they had any grapes.
Rape
The question implies that you would still have your human brain, not that you would think like an actual duck.
Still rape
