• Brkdncr@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    Vampires existed long before the church. They just have a brain disorder that gives them a seizure when they see straight right angles. Right angles don’t really exist in nature. Humans found out this and started making crosses. Humans created the church to maintain this knowledge during the vampires long hibernation periods of around 1000 years. (Credit to author Peter Watts “Blindside”)

    • gato@feddit.de
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      1 year ago

      Brutalist architecture should be super effective against vampires.

      Also IKEA furniture.