• teft@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Not enough fuck you in those lines. You need to have the borders cut off historical populations from each other or put a bunch of clashing ethnic groups in the same state. Like make a border running right through paris or smash all the balkans back together.

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      1 month ago

      Suggestions for maximum chaos and discord:

      • Split the Nordic peninsula into 3 countries, but borders run east-west. People in former Finland have to go through another country to get around the Gulf of Bothnia / Baltic Sea.
      • Expand borders of Germany, you know, just so they can have some Lebensraum. There won’t be any issues with that surely.
      • Balkan superstate. Make sure everyone has a voice in its vibrant democracy, but gerrymander the hell out of it.
      • Merge southern France, Spain and Italy so the merged country can have maximum Mediterranean beachfront. Just think of the tourism revenues!
      • Leave Northern Ireland exactly as it is.