My kids only eat the dog. They rip off and discard the delicious corn coating like it’s a banana peel. Why don’t we just offer them regular hot dogs, you ask? We do, but “they don’t taste the same.” Monsters. So now we don’t buy corn dogs because I’m not paying corn dog prices for hot dog meals.
My partner does almost the same thing, she eats the skin off completely and then eats the hot dog part you know, like a psychopath
Yup that’s frightening behavior indeed
I can’t fault her for that. I eat sandwiches crust first. She’s basically doing the same thing.
You check the ingredients? Corn dogs are often chicken sausages, whereas normal hot dogs are usually beef/pork?
I imagine you gotta get that hint of sweet and gritty leftover corn wrap, too, though. And the crunchy bit at the bottom. It’s a delicacy that’s hard to re-create.
We tried to make our own corn dogs, thinking that would be cheaper for them to destroy, but they didn’t like them.
Yea, my husband has tried different types of hotdogs, but hasn’t had any luck with them
try the nekked hot dogs on a stick for the kids. just tell 'em you took the ‘gross skin’ off already for them.
Tried it. Even tried making my own batter that I then rip off. It’s not the same was the response.
Fun fact: the term for corn dog in Japan is America dog.
TIL 🌈
I feel like I’m constantly being called out on this site.
I like to dip mine in milk
No mustard? Fuck that, I’m out.
I’m no American, but I’m assuming they’re using cornmeal in that batter. I can’t eat cornmeal and will certainly regret it.
Just eat the sticks then.
Thanks for an actual meal tip! I’ll try
Dammit, now I’m craving seven corndogs!
Gross. Nine is where it’s at
Yeah Mr Moneybags where would I even get 7 corndogs?
Rawdogging seven corndogs
Rawdog?! They’re cornbreaded for your pleasure!
Your supposed to deepfry them rawdogs
7’s the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that’s the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin’ on a branch, eatin’ lots of sunflowers on my uncle’s ranch. You know that old children’s tale from the sea. It’s like you’re dreamin’ about Gorgonzola cheese when it’s clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
No, officer, it’s “Hi, how are you?” not “How high are you?”…
Can I? Because I want to.
Cooking up seven corndogs seems like more effort than making a quick meal.
I don’t even have a corndog cooker.
You are not supposed to make them. Just eat 7 of them.
If I’m going to the trouble of picking corn and catching a dog, I’m not going to eat them raw like some heathen.
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Wait, people make their own corn dogs from scratch? I assumed people just bought them frozen and heated them up in the oven or air fryer.
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You haven’t met my cooking!
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Lol well I’m glad it motivated you.
Cooking is just such a chore. I’ve never enjoyed it. Now and then I get inspired to try a recipe. It never ends all that great and I inevitably am left with an annoying mess to clean up after. No, “cleaning as I go”, doesn’t work for me either. No matter how much people try to get me to do it, it never pans out for me. I absolutely despise it. It’s like getting teeth pulled.
What I eat either consists of prepackaged meals, or frozen meat/veggies that I heat up in the microwave/air fryer, or takeout. I’m in my late 20s and it has worked out for me so far so I don’t feel the need to change either.
Oven works fine. Though at that point a frozen pizza or frozen anything would be better.
Literally just the microwave it doesn’t get easier haha
An air fryer is a game changer. Unbelievably convenient for preparing 7 corndogs and other lazy meals like grilled salmon filet and asparagus.
I will certainly regret eating seven sticks, though.
I always eat the stick. It’s a good source of fiber.
Why am I suddenly craving olives?
Right? 30 to 40 olives to be precise
This meme lies. I followed its instructions and ate 7 corn dogs including the stick and now I have a belly ache.
Also, I’m pooping blood. Is that normal?
just dog
The Chinese don’t complain
