Hypothetically, if Greenland got a team admitted to UEFA (and FIFA) and began competing in these boring qualifiers, how would they do?

Let’s assume everyone with a Danish passport is eligible for call up providing they aren’t already capped. My thinking is they win a fair few home games purely because of the climate conditions and being able to recruit from the Danish leagues. I also think they’d surpass the likes of San Marino, Gibraltar, Liechtenstein and Andorra to name a few in terms of wins.

Discuss.