Designing some custom labels for when I start bottling before Christmas, so I finally have to get around to coming up with names. The cherry has had its name since before I even started it, as well as a tagline and description. So cherry is set. Need to come up with something along the same lines for the blueberry and the mixed berry. But I got nothing. Thought about some kind of “blue balls” joke for the name of the blueberry, but I didn’t really like it. It was easier naming my jerky.
Lost Cherry Woods
The first time’s a mess, but she’s a keeper. …and tastes like cherries.
Premium cherry Melomel, handcrafted in my kitchen using only the finest bee vomit, in the most premium of plastic buckets, and aged to perfection in the back of my closet.
I don’t know but the blueballs does seem like a viable idea to work from.
It could’ve been worse, all she left you with was Blueberries…
Tender Blueberries from fertile ground, had their spirits raised but were ultimately crushed to bring you this beverage. Best served with an ice pack applied.
Blue Bells - For when you get left hanging under the mistletoe.
Mixed berry: something something three way/orgy
Blueberry: something something blue balls
Blue, Straw & Rasp
Berry Three-way
Flavors so intertwined you dont know which is coming or going. You’re invited to put them all in your mouth, or whichever hole floats your boat.
More punny, not so dirty.
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Cherryfied, Cherry Christmas. Mystcherry.
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Bloo, Blueberry 3.14, Moody Blues
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Berry-go-round, Eat drink and be Berry, Berry the hatchet, Berry Christmas
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Big Meady Bastard
“I blue it” “blue myself” “I love bluebies” “big bluebies”
Jingle Ball Berry, Now with More Cherry ™️
