I don’t even know what it is, but this sub/post was suggested, so it must cross my interests somewhat.

I don’t give a toot.

You use the word Fediverse at all. I was at a redditish meetup and someone said it, and I immediately pegged them as both a Mastodon user and in IT.

I hate X.

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#I #Used #To #Post #Often #On #Twitter #But #I #Hated #It #Afterwards and #In #The #Past #Months #Ive #Been #Using #Mastodon #More.

“I should toot that.”

“who’s trying to start something with TBP today?”

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There’s no quote toot and people seem fine with it 🤷

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“I log in once every week or two to catch up on all the posts since my last visit.”

“Look what crazy thing is happening on Twitter/X right now. Omg it’s so bad there and it’s so refreshing here. Why doesn’t everybody else come here. Oh look another crazy thing is happening on X/Twitter. Omg what a dumpster fire that place is. Oh look Elon said something.”"

I rent a Digital Ocean droplet with two terabytes of RAM just so my friends and I can stay in touch.

My favorite distro is–

(not my joke, I would credit the originator if I knew who it was)