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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 1 year ago

I wish Woody Allen had been a gerontophile his whole life, instead of a pedophile.

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I wish Woody Allen had been a gerontophile his whole life, instead of a pedophile.

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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 1 year ago

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I was hoping she was alive, or else i inadvertently created a necrophile instead.

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