Granted. Cheech, Chong, Willie Nelson, Snoop Dogg, and Seth Rogan all magically appear in front of you, eyes bloodshot.

They pat their pockets, pull them inside out, and look around confused.

All at once, their glazed eyes settle on you.

If you had any weed, it seems to have disappeared. In fact, it’s disappeared worldwide.

They seem to be getting more agitated and angry at you as they become an increasingly less high five.

Willie grabs a kitchen knife.

You start to run.