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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 1 year ago

I wish for a high five from the monkey's paw

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I wish for a high five from the monkey's paw

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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 1 year ago

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Granted. The paw appears before your eyes and gives you such a strong high five, you break your third metacarpal.
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  Darn, that’s on me I guess

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